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Juwon - The Comedian

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Three comedians were billed to perform at an event.  Juwon was called up to perform after two comedians had already performed.  At the end of the event, Juwon walked up to some attendees to ask about his performance and if they loved it. Most of the people he spoke to said he was great on stage.馃憦馃徑馃憦馃徑 Some of the guys he asked said that the guy who performed before him said very dirty stuffs, he was rude & got so many persons disgusted but Juwon's performance was ethically funny. Juwon was happy but still wanted to know what he did wrong on stage.  He kept asking until he asked a guy. The guy said ' Well, I think you tried but your jokes were not DEEP’. Juwon was curious to know what the word DEEP is, so he asked, what do you mean by ‘deep’, Sir? The guy replied ‘ Okay for example, the comedian before you killed it. My goodness! He said some ‘bed situation’ between a man and woman, I laughed hard where I was. Juwon left with mixed feelings.  He didn't know whether he

Nawa For you馃槒

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Since you graduated from the University, nobody has benefited from you in any way not even your Mother & father. On your Dad's birthday last year, you sent 'Hbd Dad' through text so that you won't have to pay N8 to MTN.馃き On your Mum's birthday (you tried small sha), you wrote it in full - 'Happy Bd, Mum.' 馃ぃ Na wa for you馃槄 No gifts, no calls, nothing... You say, they should understand that you are still unemployed. Do you not know that there's something called parents blessing? A blessing that is provoked by a surprise gift or effort that is beyond expectations. The worth of a gift is the way, style or manner it is given and efforts put in it presentation. When your parents pray for you because they are seeing your effort to make them happy, you should begin to rejoice and get your cv ready. Most people have gotten strange blessings and have found favour at interview rooms as a product of the prayers of their parents. This coming Sunday(March 19th,